Solana · pump.fun · net wt. 1,000,000,000

COPIUM
CRUNCH

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A breakfast cereal made entirely of the thing you have been eating since January anyway. Now with the packaging it always deserved.

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INSIDE

Side panel

Nutrition facts

Every serious token publishes tokenomics. Every serious cereal publishes this. They are the same document, so here it is in the honest format.

Nutrition Facts

1 serving per wallet
Serving size1 bag (∞ g)
Amount per serving
Calories0
% Daily Value*
Total Supply 1,000,000,000100%
Circulating 1,000,000,000100%
Hopium 47 g412%
Cope 62 g890%
Regret 12 g55%
Utility 0 g0%
Team Allocation 0 g0%
Tax 0 g0%

* Percent Daily Values are made up. Daily Values themselves are also made up. This panel is a joke in the shape of a legal document.

Ingredients

HOPIUM, COPE, ENRICHED NARRATIVE, ARTIFICIAL CONFIDENCE, CORN, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOUR, TRACE AMOUNTS OF DUE DILIGENCE.

CONTAINS: VOLATILITY.
MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF REGRET.
NOT A SIGNIFICANT SOURCE OF UTILITY.

Supply and tax figures are the real pump.fun defaults. Everything above them is not a real nutrient, and the percentages next to them are not real either.

Turn the box around

Fun & games

Three activities, exactly as solvable as the roadmap they are standing in for.

Word search

Click the first letter, then the last letter. Eight words are hidden — across, down and diagonally, forwards or backwards.

0found
0attempts

The maze

Help the holder reach the exit. The exit is clearly marked.

EXIT →
0laps completed
0exits found

Spot the difference

Two charts. Click anywhere you think you see a difference.

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0differences

There are no differences. Take your time.

Free inside

Collect all six

One in every bag. Six designs. Nobody has ever reported finding the sixth.

Small print

Questions from parents

Is there actually a prize inside?

Yes. The prize is the token, and you already have it, and it is the same prize everyone else got. That is how prizes in bags work.

Why is the tokenomics a nutrition label?

Because both are a grid of confident numbers with an asterisk at the bottom explaining that the numbers mean less than they appear to.

Does the maze have an exit?

The exit is clearly marked at the top right. The path does not go there. Both of those statements are true at the same time, which is the roadmap.

What does $COPE do?

Nothing. It is a picture of a star on a box of imaginary cereal. The activities on the back are the entire product and you have already used them.

Should my child buy this?

No. That is a real answer and not part of the box. Meme coins usually go to zero, and this one is breakfast-themed.

Still hungry?

You have now read a cereal box front to back, which is the traditional way to consume one.

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